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Vermont, a place with a bunch of hillbillies and hippies live, there are more cows than people, and half the people here dont use deoderant and colonge,
Person 1 - Hey are you from Vermont
Person 2 - Yea Why?
Person 3 - You smell, are you not using deoderant?
A bad place full of crazy liberals, communists, socialists, and cross burners.the favorite past time of vermonters is to complain about their neighbors, mine is complain about this state. it is a place where grimy hippies will put a fake ticket on your car and let you know your driving an SUV. THANKS HIPPIES. just for that i now enjoy watering my trees with gasoline. Save Big Oil, kill a tree!!!!!
"hey fred isn't vermont the best"
"no johnny its full of scum bag democrats."
vermont by BBBjr June 19, 2007
A state with Not much at all. Lots of trees, and that's it. Kind of boring.
James: I just got back from Vermont.

Thomas: How was it?
James: how was what?
Vermont by Ram Seaney January 10, 2017
the worst place on earth to live. no one is here (unless you're up by burlington), no people, 45+ minute drives to anywhere.

at least we have cabot, bernie sanders, maple syrup, and the god send, ben and jerry's
man, vermont has absolutely nothing
Vermont by rainxyxo August 19, 2020
what the hell is this state i didnt even know it existed
“vermont sucks and its boring and sucks ass
i know
Vermont by MAXIEDONG August 23, 2021
A state where everyone loves Phish.
"Welcome this is a farmhouse" - the people of vermont said in unison.
Vermont by MattZeidelman November 16, 2006