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Someone who is crap, usually at their job.
14 SQN is believed to be the origin of the "Dave Y****s Is A Big Jobby" slogan phenomenon. This can be seen all over the world mainly around military establishments. It has not been confirmed if this person is actually a big jobby but the investigation is ongoing. An airman named Dave Y****s was formerly on 14 Squadron.
Big Jobby by Shinyliney February 15, 2007
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a big jobby 

1. A large brown solid that makes its exit from a creatures body through the anus.

2. David Becham
1. I just did a big jobby

2. I hate david becham for he is a jobby, in fact he's a big jobby.
a big jobby by McKean February 14, 2007

Big Whale Jobby 

Anas' nickname, someone who thinks very highly of themselves but will never become anything, should be flushed down the toilet, although they tend to be the ones who block it instead.
See that Big Whale Jobby, bet hes called Anas.

Big fat jobby cake 

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.
I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.

Big Jobber 

Tupper Lake boys with cathart pants, steal toe boots, grimy neon orange and yellow t-shirts, and love to chop shit up.
person one - “who’s chopping down that tree”
person two - “oh it’s probably one of those tupper lake big jobbers”
Big Jobber by pigeonhead July 9, 2019

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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