mulva 

The name that Jerry Seinfeld was guessing his girlfriend's name was, since he had forgotten except for remembering that it rhymed with a female body part.

Dolores: "You have no idea what my name is, do you?"
Jerry: "...Mulva?"

mulva by Katopolis January 6, 2005

mulva 

Used in a Sienfeld Episode, because Jerry didn't know the name of his date, but he knew it rhymed with a part of the female anatomy.

"Hon, do you love me?"
"MM-hmm... mulva?"

"What??"

"nothing"

mulva by Mike Mesenbring November 16, 2004

mulva 

see gipple

mulva by Anonymous May 7, 2003

mulva 

What one might offer as an answer to a personal question he or she doesn't know the answer to or feels uncomfortable answering. Used in a Seinfeld episode.

"Hon, do you love me?"
"Umm... mulva?"

mulva by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

mulva 

an evil cat with no soul.

Mulva, please stop eating the garland.

mulva by Wop Killah April 25, 2003

Mulva 

Man vulva.

She rubbed my mulva for 12 minutes but complained the whole time.

Mulva by Bryan and Michelle December 31, 2008

Mulva 

Noun-
One sexual partner inserts a custard filled, long John doughnut into their anus. After this is completed, this sexual partner squeezes their anus as tightly as they can, thus squirting the custard out of their orifice. The other partner is patiently awaiting this culinary delight from below, with an open mouth. When the custard is caught , a Mulva has occurred.

Person one: "Hmmm ... I am feeling equal parts hungry and horny. How can I satisfy this complex craving all at one time?"
Person two: "Sounds like someone needs a Mulva!"
Person one: "Would you be willing to assist me with this Mulva?"
Person two: "Of course, I'm your wife and there is a box of long Johns right there."

Mulva by Tonyfromthatparty March 27, 2016