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astigmatism 

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.
My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.
astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

astigmatism 

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days
"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"
astigmatism by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

Astigmatism Rat Goblins 

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.
Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

Astigmatism 

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses
This motherfucker got Astigmatism!
Astigmatism by gdpro February 5, 2018

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026