1: A look into the fasinating world of different bodily tissues, and how they work/interact with each other.
2: The absolute worst class any biology-related major will ever take; the kind that is necessary for several disciplines, but supremely boring and detail-oriented to the point of soul-crushing, mind-numbing horror. This is the kind of class that smart people hate.
Me: Hey dude you wanna hit up Magnolia's and mack on some cupcakes?
You: {drools, vacant stare straight ahead}
Me: Oh no, you've been studying for our upcoming histology exam, haven't you?
You: {no change in previous behavior}
Me: Sigh... I've lost another esteemed colleague and valued friend to the depressing hole which is the study of Histology :(
The accumulated knowledge of everything that is currently hip, or was previously hip and the ability to use this data to determine what will be hip in the future. The application of this knowledge could be referred to as hipnology.
“You’re right; I better brush up on my hypnology before we go out tonight”. "That krazy_eskimo777, even though he's a yahoo, it's only obvious he's a master of hipnology".
Hectology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to melt any girls' heart, a guy that is sweet and sexy that can enchant any girl.