cock-must

The condition present after screwing a grandmother. Symptoms include smell of mold, cobwebs, maggots and/or spiders, perhaps even old trash such as condom wrappers caught in the cock-must related debris. Can also be contracted from intercourse with attics, corpses, or antiques.

After a week at grandmama's, I was diagnosed with a serious case of cock-must.

cock-must by Mike Sater September 15, 2006

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Maximum pain i must endure!

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Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

Cock Mustache by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

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Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011