Roll-o 

Cop On A Bike. Usually Used In College campuses

Dude Get The Beer in the Dorm, The Roll-o Is Coming

Roll-o by Prophet JaHN September 14, 2006

Roll of shame 

A method of self-spotting while bench pressing. The bar is allowed to fall to your chest, at which point you roll it down your torso until low enough that you can sit up.

I tried pushing max reps on my work set and ended up doing the roll of shame.

Roll of shame by Darvon December 19, 2011

Roll of Wallpaper 

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

Roll of Wallpaper by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Roll Over Munchies 

When you get so high that you pass out and wake up the next morning hungrier then a fucking bear

"Shit dude, I'm so fucking hungry, I've got those roll over munchies"

"Yeah me too man"

Roll Over Munchies by StonerDreams May 17, 2010

Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.

As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

Roll out the pink carpet by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010

roll of the ship 

A naval term used as an excuse by somebody who stumbles into the back of another person, often when the penis of the stumbler is in a somewhat turgid state. The stumbler is blaming the way the ship is rolling about in what is probably a heavy sea.

The usual response to that involves a roll of lino. That is a comparison with a roll of linoleum floor covering, i.e. something hard, thick and long. That may be a warning to not do it again, or a thinly veiled invitation to do it again, only more deliberately. Nobody knows which is which until they respond in the wrong way.

Jim Lad: "What the fuck was that???"

Nobby: "Sorry, roll of the ship"

Jim Lad: "Felt more like a roll of lino"

Nobby: "Oh, interested?"

Jim Lad: "Go and fuck yourself"

roll of the ship by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010

roll off 

A saying used to "tell someone off". The saying is commonly used in the place of "fuck off", or "screw off". The origins of this saying is unknown, but most associate "roll off" to be created by D. Ciot from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

Person 1: dude, you got owned on your business powerpoint

Person 2: roll off man!

roll off by Matrixx Mage June 21, 2009