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schlurgen 

noun: the head that comes out of your mouth when either beer bonging or chuggin beer. it's not backwash, sometimes can be confused with fomit
verb: the act of having some schlurgen
noun
person 1: "DRINK DUDE!!!"
person 2: "bro, that was tough!"
person 1: nasty bro, looks like a little bit of schlurgen on your shirt, wait that's my shirt!

verb
person 1:don't schlurgen all over my shit man...
schlurgen by s. tom s. August 10, 2006
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Eine geringfügige, ungewollte Defäkation die auftritt, wenn man den analen Sphinkter leicht entspannt um eine Darmblähung zu entlassen.

Ein Kunstwort aus "scheißen" und "furzen".

English: to shart
Als ich mich bückte, um den Golfball aufzuheben, musste ich schurzen und verließ drauf hin unvermittelt den Golfplatz um meine Unterwäsche zu wechseln.
schurzen by BarneyBear July 31, 2014
a schlong which is curved or slightly off to one side or the other. fairly common among pornstars.
"dude, monica told me that Jerry has a schlurve. that's why she's having neck problems."
schlurve by markus smith May 8, 2008

Schlongenluben 

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.
"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"
Schlongenluben by JBPhoto November 2, 2009

Schliegenhaufen 

Varied, used when you cannot pronounce something.

From 2sense, and 2 the Ranting Gryphon. www.ranting-gryphon.com
In...Uh....Schliegenhaufen, New York.

Mr....Uh...Schliegenhaufen!
Schliegenhaufen by pA February 12, 2005

Scourgenator

Any wide body body vehicle,preferably a black Ford truck.On a narrow winding road that is infested with inconsiderate spandex wearing death seeking cyclists.
1. Get Back in the bike lane! Here comes the scourgenator!

2.Wow!!! There are too many cyclists riding 3 abreast Thank god! I am driving the scourgenator.

3. Scourgenator = Guardian angles of the marin county back roads. Go Curtis Sliwa!
Scourgenator by Pfc. Snowball October 18, 2008
The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.
"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."
Schloggen by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009