When something is so awesome and so sick dick that it blows your mind to almost disbelief and you feel the need to describe it, but normal words/sayings just won't cut it.

Brendan: So where were you last night? You left the bar pretty early.
Edwin: Yeah I know, I met these two sorority girls last night and I ended up going back to their house and had a threesome.
Brendan: Sick dick!
Edwin: No, even better. Turns out we were being super loud while I was giving them both an alabama hot pocket and I woke up one of their other sisters. I guess they're really comfortable with each other because I ended up giving the third girl a birmingham booty call.
Brendan: You're right, thats Cock Diesel!

Cock Diesel by Danger McHot Sexypants March 7, 2010

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A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

cock diesel by shane January 1, 2005

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Cock Diesel

A giant among men, a person everyone in the world should fear, he is a very intelligent and caring individual but NEVER cross him. He keeps everyone around him safe. There is never a time to question his Authority. He Is as close to a GOD as you will find on this earth. If still in doubt see Dennis.

Look at that huge man helping that elderly woman crossing the street, as he saves a baby and subdues a criminal. Bro is Cock Diesel!

Cock Diesel by DSW-90 July 26, 2015

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1.A term indigenous to the southern Virginia region used to descibe something that trancends the boundaries of badass.

Bad Boys II is cock diesel.

cock diesel by eph206 October 5, 2003

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