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A joe cock 

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj
Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you
A joe cock by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Joe "Big Cock" Reese 

I guy that gets it done!!! The real deal!!! A mean mother fucker! The kind of guy that would fuck your mom and your sister at the same time and make you suck his dick at the same time!!
WoW!!!!! That guys the real deal he's a Joe "big Cock" Reese!!

Joe Cocker 

The greatest British soul singer fo all time. He toured as Joe Cocker and the Grease Band for a while. His biggest songs were the Beatles "With a little help from my friends", "Feelin' Alright", "The Letter" and "Love Picked us up". The last one is his most annoying. It was for the movie "An Officer and a Gentlemen". It's jsut a really sappy song, but the rest are just kick ass!
Joe Cocker had some really weird moves.
Joe Cocker by Ron_Thornbrash May 25, 2005

joe cocker 

This dude who danced very strange, as though he was retarded, and have a gravely dry voice. He sang at woodstock '69 and became famous for his strange movements. Also perfected a beatles song. His last name turns me on
Joe Cocker: AHH WITH A LITTLE OF MY FRIENDS!!! <dances and around dies>
joe cocker by GANJAMAN November 16, 2004

Joe udders Cockayne 

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical
"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026