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Coonis Africanis 

Scientific name for a black person. nigger jiggaboo spade porch monkey
There is a large Coonis Africanis population in the ghetto.
Coonis Africanis by midget slayer February 23, 2010

Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

Coon/cooning 

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.
Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020
Coolism is the mojo, aura, attitude that makes a person cool.
Shelia has the coolism of 60’s chick.
Coolism by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

A Coons Age 

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
A Coons Age by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

cooniggery

the act of doing things that a coon or nigger generally can be found doing.

stereotypical traits that black people have in common, such as: liking fried chicken, performing "shout outs" as much as/whenever possible, stealing TVs, performing drive-bys, wearing gold/silver chains, failing out of highschool, congregating with other black people etc.

the palpable atmosphere of ghettos.
Ex 1. Stealing tvs, being "up to no good".

Ex 2. "It shouldn't be a big deal, no one could be louder than us fuckers in terms of wresting, screaming, and general cooniggery"

Ex 3. "The jury has found Jamal Washington guilty on 3 counts of cooniggery"

Ex 4. The aftermath of Katrina is a large-scale example of "cooniggery" occurring.
cooniggery by hankaaron1 March 28, 2011