fannon 

The word ‘fannon’, generally regarded as an unstable neologism but gaining popularity as a slang term in parts of East Anglia (United Kingdom), is a noun or concept - often used in general conversation – having the literal meaning of a tear in the perineum which conjoins the vagina and the anus, giving the appearance of one orifice instead of the biologically normal two. Fannon can also be used as a technical term, when this rip occurs due to accident, operation, birth or extreme penetration.

1. "Holy shit, that girl has a fannon!"

2. "Seriously, she's so hot I could give her a fannon right NOW."

3. "Yeah, Andrew was such a large child he gave his own mother a fannon"

fannon by Tishiam July 16, 2006

fannon 

Fannon- n. in the ancient Greek dictionary, means extreme, unusual stamina.
Fannon was considered to be an enigma due to the extreme stamina that one shows and can be very rare in normal people..

That guy lasts so long he is a fannon

fannon by jillus77 February 7, 2010

fannon 

A fanfiction term meaning the opposite of cannon. Something totally made up by the readers/watchers.

In Harry Potter, harry and Ginny have a fannon relationship

fannon by Mimi April 17, 2004

Fanon Goggles 

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

Fanon Goggles by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Fannosphere 

The weather conditions on, around or inside your labia which could be correlated to the weather in your surroundings or your reaction to external stimuli.

Partying on the roof in January was making my fannosphere colder than the Cold Stone Creamery then I met the hottest guy I have ever seen. Now there is a tropical storm brewing in my fannosphere despite the cold outside.

Fannosphere by Crewmate_Conga_Liner July 25, 2023

fanzoned 

being placed in the position of a fan and nothing more by your favourite singer / band member

message to your favourite band member "I love you so much" their reply "thanks for your support" this is being fanzoned

fanzoned by itswood98 November 3, 2013

Fanning His Balls 

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.

Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.

Fanning His Balls by Joey Paisan January 6, 2010