Gustav 

Gustav is not only a man, he is a God. He is a man who feels proud when he can outsmart everyone around him, aka every time. Not only is he handsome, but he has an amazing sense of humour. He is proud of his Swedish roots and the names meaning: "Staff of the Geats". People call Gustav a king because of his awesomeness. He is a man of honor and respect.

1: "Who is that handsome fella over there"
"Oh, that's just Gustav , the King of this place"

Gustav by KingGuz June 4, 2013

GUSTAV 

Noun: A truly honored position, to be a Gustav is to be one of the most elite in ALL of society and human history in general. Gustavs are the unrivaled most attractive and charming people in their generation and are dangerously handsome. They are delicate and powerful, divine and demonic, cute and intimidating, to be confronted with a Gustav is to be bombarded with raw emotion. Gustav is love, Gustav is life, Gustav is everything, GUSTAV will steal your girl.
Gustav can alternatively be used as a particularly grandiose compliment. Be WARNED, the use of Gustav as a compliment must be JUSTIFIED and MEANINGFUL. No going around calling everybody a Gustav.

EXAMPLE 1;
Person 1: Woah is that- is that a Gustav? My heart, it's as if it's beating out of my chest! I-I can't! AAAHHH!
Person 2: NO! Wolfgang! The raw influx of emotion simply struck him dead! Oh Gustav, you hilarious prankster!

EXAMPLE 2;
Person 1: You're a real Gustav, Gottfried.
Person 2: Woah! Sorry Rosa, that compliment is a bit too extra for me. I value you just as a friend.

Person 1: *Slaps knee* Friendzoned agaain......

GUSTAV by WOLFGAAAAAANG March 5, 2019

Gustav 

#king #glass #lallare

Gustav is fun
Gustav have a big dick

Gustav by Lillgurk4n December 12, 2016

Gustav 

An individual who is of bald nature.

Person 1: "Do you know Gustav?"
Person 2: "That bald dude?"
Person 1: "Yes him"
Person 2: "Aw man he is so bald"

Gustav by President Obama "Joe Mama" September 30, 2021

Gustav 

A devastating hurricane that was a category 5 hurricane when it hit the golf cost. Gustav in Old Swedish Orgin means "staff of the goths".

Gustav is coming!! Runn!!
Tell the new orleans people to evacuate!!

Gustav by Supermetalfreak October 18, 2008

Gustav 

Boy with usually a huge penis

Wow look at Gustav he must have a huge cock

Gustav by i Bought the memelous youtooz October 22, 2019

Gustav 

Gustav is an amazing person, with an interesting sense in politics.

He is ofte seen singing "chocolate rain" but replacing rain, with dick.
He is a beautiful person, outside and in.

If you find a gustav, keep him - and dont ever let hime go.

person 1: I hate myself
Gustav: Huge speech about acceptance
person: You are amazing, thanks *hug*

Gustav by ThatWeirdoOnTumblr April 18, 2016