Logger

An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.

After I released the logger into the toilet, I bled out of my anus.

by CaffeineNicotine July 1, 2003

Logger

One who stands up after taking a shit and cuts their poo in half with their urine.

"What about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine"

by Kenneth Jay Crowe February 4, 2014

Logger

A person works in the forest harvesting timber.

That logger is harvesting trees off that job site.

by Jeff Asel December 9, 2008

Logger

Someone who gets a boner frequently

He's such a logger for every girl!

by Tony 2x4 June 11, 2006

Logger

A term for a guy with a freakishly large penis.

He's a logger.

by Judge dredd7 July 7, 2011

Logger

When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.

Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!

by TheRealBetsy September 17, 2020

Logger

The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.

Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.

Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!

by DonnyD 5689 August 14, 2009