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The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.
I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.
online by Matteo September 12, 2003
Hey, I just got online and came to urbandictionary.com to read this dumb definition! JOY!
Online by sleepygamer April 15, 2006
1) The state of being connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being powered on, connected, or actively ready for use.
I'm going to go online now!

Let's bring that computer online.
online by Wingchild September 13, 2003
When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.
WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?
online by Alianne September 7, 2003
1) All systems go!
2) A term used to describe being informed, activated, or available.
I'm so online for the party tonight.
Online by distraction_camp December 18, 2008
Being on or connected to the internet or a network.
I just got my website online.

Jill is online right now.
online by senegal September 13, 2003