Hottiez

A magazine filled with hooters, cooters, tutors and computers

You want women, you don't have 'em? I'll tell you what you do: You get yourself one of these (Hottiez)

Hottiez by ShamWow Guy July 19, 2009

hottiez

-hot
-something that is cool/attractive
-justin
-for singular people
-NOT MULTIPLE
- we are talking about one person here.
-kthnxbye's sister in law and kewliez's brother.

" justin is a total hottiez!"
" that bag is hottiez like whoa"

hottiez by poop June 25, 2003

horny hottie 

A girl who is attractive and popular but looking to fuck, perfect opporutiny to bone is to flirt n wait till shes alone.

Just saw that horny hottie over there, she hot af and will make a good gf.

horny hottie by YoungWrapper May 4, 2017

Hottie Thottie 

A hottie thottie is an individual,most commonly a female that is really hot.They are also a thot which gives them a bad reputation.

Mike; Dayum,that girl is a hottie

Jerry; Too bad she's a hottie thottie

Hottie Thottie by HomeboiYeet June 23, 2018

car hottie

A person that you see in their car who looks deceivingly hot. Only upon closer inspection or when they exit their vehicle do you notice they are not as hot as they first appeared.

I was checking out this blond chick in the BMW, but when she pulled up next to me at the stoplight, I could tell she was just a car hottie.

car hottie by iamallaboutfun.blogspot.com March 13, 2012

casual hottie 

a person who wears casual clothes while looking hot

I can be glam too, I’m not always a casual hottie

casual hottie by andra.vlaicu January 7, 2021

a hottieist

This is someone who judges others on how hot or sexy they are.

Did you see how hot Juan's new secretary is, that guy was always a hottieist.

a hottieist by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020