Biwinning, also written as Bi-winning, is a Charlie Sheen diagnosis that describes the presence of one or more levels of winning-ness. These elevated levels of winning have no correlation to the depressive episodes of bipolar disorder. According to Charlie Sheen’
s research; one must “Win here and win there” to be diagnosed as biwinning.
Some of the side effects of biwinning are a passion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with porn stars, loss of
short and
long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. The
FDA has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the
blood of a
tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.