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smashternoon 

When you spend the afternoon in bed with your partner having sex, sex, sex.

Smashing for the afternoon.
"I had a wonderful smashternoon with Sascha yesterday and left her pussy completely raw."
smashternoon by Limitless1 March 9, 2019
When you're so high that smells and tastes unite to form one greater, stronger sense: smaste.
High Person 1: Dude, do you smaste that?
High Person 2:Yeah dude, it smastes great.
Smaste by JumboJimbo January 31, 2017

Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating
I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

Smashturbating 

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating
I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.
Slang for a little nasty at something- meaning that you’re pretty good at it.
Bro, I’m smasty at football
Smasty by Smasty Rosie September 16, 2019
is slang for the words small and nasty together. It indicates the user is a little nasty at something, or that they are less nasty at something then somebody else. Smasty is used in place of "I am pretty good at this" among people who want to sound cool, or in comparison to somebody who is more nasty than you.

May also be used by others as a synonym to nasty

(the definition of nasty used in smasty is the one that shows approval or impressiveness of ones skills)
"Bro, not gonna lie, even though I don't play football, I'm smasty at it in gym class."

"Guys I don't know about you but I am absolutely nasty at Fortnite."
"I'd have to consider myself a little smasty."

"Watch out homies, I'm fuckin' smasty at ping-pong."
smasty by Raquelle Louis September 16, 2019