michelow 

Michelow is the surname of the sexiest family to ever live, all Michelow’s are very good in bed and have the biggest penis’s, you are lucky if you have a Michelow in you life.

Girl : omg Dan Michelow is so sexy.
Boy : I would be gay just for him

michelow by Mike jarvin March 29, 2021

Dan Michelow 

Dan Michelow the sexiest Man alive and has a medium sized dick not even..... But is soul mates with Yael

Omg Dan Michelow you sexy

Dan Michelow by Gaiiiiboiiiiii69 April 8, 2021

Michelob Ultra 

Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.

Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?

Michelob Ultra by Kturk August 5, 2005

Michelob Ultra 

What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.

Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"

Michelob Ultra by dmbcpa777 August 9, 2012

michelob

A beer by Anheuser-Busch (the company that also makes Budweiser). There's Michelob Ultra, Light, etc., because Michelob is a family of beers. Good down the throat too bad it can't stay for long.

go get me another pack of the Michelob

michelob by rohan f August 26, 2008

Michelob Ultra 

Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.

I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.

Michelob Ultra by Beerman September 22, 2003

michelob ultra dick 

It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.

Chad totally has a michelob ultra dick.

michelob ultra dick by HotSweatyLady January 14, 2020