Initially an
internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his
PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next
orgasm.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly
useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of
beer, a pack of toilet
roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now.
Sad.