When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice
car, but a beat up
car pulls up! Or the vice versa.
Expecting a ugly
car, but a cute car pulls up.
Me: Dude, this is not the
car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!
Cute Asian driver:
bro! I get that all the time.
Me: dude, you carfished me…
Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!
Or…..
Me: dude. This car is beat up!
Driver: it gets me where I need to
go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.
Me: the App says it’s a
2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?
Driver: you can walk. *engine stops*
Bro! Can you help me push?
Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!