Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

Malentines Day by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

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1.A hot hooker.
2.Someone whos is ver blonde.
3.A nice, FUNNY, crazy, girl.
4.A great friend. But very stupid!!!!
5.Favorite spanish line "Quitate la ropa, Quitate la ropa!"

1.DAMNN thats a hot magentiren.
2.Your sutch a magentien! goshh
3.Aw thats you Magentiren.
4.You'll always be my Magentiren.

magentiren by elizibeth May 26, 2007

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to be gay/attracted to fellas

that boys manetic , i swear cuz

manetic by c uzi May 11, 2006

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