Knobbed

To have sex

i knobbed her

by Jay See February 23, 2004

knobbed

When one places an item on their doorknob to let others know that coitus is going on within.

Tim knobbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.

by speaks4geeks November 2, 2011

Knobbed

The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.

One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.

by Mocoholi September 2, 2010

Knobbed

Shagged, Nailed or had sex with someone

Ben: Hey Terry
Terry: How the fuck do you know my name?
Ben: Haha, You knobbed Row's sister!
Terry: (Pause)... Oh shit.

by Kenish January 15, 2009

Knobbed

To have a male homosexual encounter

Mick: "I got knobbed by 3 policemen at the weekend"

by frank_stain October 21, 2010

Knobbed

When you go to someone's house and rub your ass in their door knob but they turn the knob while your ass is still on the other side if the door and it got pushed into your anus

"Why did you have to get a Tetinus shot?"
-"dude I go knobbed"

by Nigga Kate March 22, 2014

Knobbed

The act of putting your penis into a females mouth, vagina or anus.

After a couple round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciously knobbed the homecoming queen.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021