knobbe

A little small headed fat kid that smells like last weeks dinner

knobbe get your small head back here

by Chris J Joe k September 14, 2006

Knobb Features

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.

by Dyke_with_a_bite April 22, 2007

Knobb-Off

Male Masterbation

I had a good knobb-off today!

by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010

knobb goblin

a person who enjoys the art of sucking dick soo much that he/she sneaks a suck while your sleeping.

i woke up with one serious ranger last night. must o been that damn knobb goblin again

by roggy February 19, 2007

knobb and coke

a fine ass drink. knobb creek whiskey, bourbon i might add. plus your standard cola drink. with ice if neccessary.

knobb and coke please.
you got it.

by That Nigga Steve February 9, 2008

every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much

Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber

by K1D November 27, 2012

Slammin your knobb

Means just kidding

Kid 1: Your grandmas dead
Kid 2: cries in pain
Kid 1: I’m just slammin your knobb

by MulletDaddy69 August 22, 2022