nipplehole 

The hole of the nipple. It is a very mean thing to say meant to cause pain and insult. Never say it.

Kyle: "My dad beats me every day"
James: "Oh damn really? He is a massive nipplehole"

nipplehole by ding ding boy January 1, 2021

nipplehole 

The nipple hole is the MAIN source of memes, after bill Cosby squeezes the boobs, the memes come squirting out the “nipplehole” like an erupting volcano

Him: why are tide pods a meme
Her: dam, bill Cosby is back at it again
Him: what?
Her: it all comes from the nipplehole
Him: ok?

nipplehole by Haystak1470 January 31, 2018

nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

nippleometer by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nippleboners 

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.

"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"

Nippleboners by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005

nippleodeon 

a television channel dedicated soley to only the finest pornography know to mankind. Shows would include...
Legends of the hidden transvestite, down and dirty with doug, keenan and kielbasa, all that ass, rugmunchers etc.

Yo dude! Did you catch that rugmuncher marathon on nippleodeon last night? That Tommy Big Dil Pickle is a real casanova.

nippleodeon by Big Fucken Evy September 26, 2007

Nippleometer 

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

Nippleometer by griggy October 18, 2006

nippleless dick tits

slang in the medical industry for testicles

the doctor will see you now regarding your nippleless dick tits, sir

nippleless dick tits by [e-mail] September 20, 2005