Speeds is a type of hack that is used for an increased amount of speed, it was originally called speed hacking but the later generations started calling it speeds
Analogous to "surfs up!". Communicates favorable conditions, acknowledgement lf favorable conditions, or personal readiness, acceptance or excitment regarding of impending events.
Similar to "shit's about to go down", but in a very enjoyable/exciting way.
Shotgun: "dude! the Mustang next to you wants to race, man! the lights about to turn green... are you going to do it!"
Driver: "Speeds up!"
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Friend 1: "my dude! it stopped 10 guys off powder last night! snowbird is buried right now. are you cool to skip classea and ski?"
Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.
Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.