pineappled 

A flexible word, 'pineappled' refers to being fucked around or fucked up. Except in a worse way, (thanks to all those spiky bits).

Instead of saying 'I was fucked up the arse',

you would say;'I was pineappled'

pineappled by Morto September 6, 2005

pineappled 

To get fucked up or have a bad experience. Derived from the movie 'Little Nicky' where Hitler had to choose a pinapple to be inserted into his rectum on a regular basis during his stay in Hell!!

Just before an inevitable bad situation is about to occur -

MITCH: 'Pass the lube - we're about to get pineappled'

pineappled by Yellow Submarine December 28, 2005

pineappled 

to get fucked over big time.to receive a huge shit sandwich

scott got pineappled yet again by letson

pineappled by kdizzle77 March 6, 2007

Pineappled 

When your head is completely scrambled, you don’t know what to do and can’t think, usually because of something a man has done or said.

Them: Have you chosen between ... and ... yet??
Me: Nah my head’s pineappled🙃
Them: Always is🙄
Me: Don’t start with the attitude

Pineappled by Livxpcp November 26, 2018

pineappled 

it’s a term used when u have been shunned by the human community due to questionable actions so u have to be accepted by a member of a fruit community

you just got pineappled 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

pineappled by desperation January 12, 2021

Pineappled 

When you accidentally kill yourself on Dreamland in Super Smash Bros. Melee. This is due to the fact that the bottom of the stage looks like a pineapple.

Aw man, I missed my up-b and accidentally pineappled myself

Pineappled by papapattyp December 19, 2020

pineappled 

Your turn is over. It's time for you to stop talking.

We will all take turns presenting. You'll each have 10 minutes and and after that you'll be pineappled. Then it will be someone elses turn.

pineappled by ugubu February 4, 2022