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Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.
Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!
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TurtleNecking

When two males, one who is uncircumcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncircumcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy's head.
My friend said his head was cold so I provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. The next thing I knew, we were turtlenecking.

turtlenecking

The act of farting on a girl while she's giving you head.
I gave the girl a turtlenecking so rank it turned her hair orange.
turtlenecking by wo0tage August 30, 2005

Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.
Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

Turtlenecking

When you're doing 69 but eating each others asses.
Woah, they're totally turtlenecking right now!
Turtlenecking by mrbadboi420 October 10, 2019

Turtlenecking

When a penis goes down inside itself or gets real small.
You’re penis is turtlenecking so much, I can’t grab ahold of it.
Turtlenecking by Noname218 October 27, 2020