turtlenecking

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out

Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!

by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010

TurtleNecking

When two males, one who is uncircumcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncircumcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy's head.

My friend said his head was cold so I provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. The next thing I knew, we were turtlenecking.

by Beau&DustyDontTurtleNeck December 7, 2013

turtlenecking

The act of farting on a girl while she's giving you head.

I gave the girl a turtlenecking so rank it turned her hair orange.

by wo0tage August 30, 2005

Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010

Turtlenecking

When you're doing 69 but eating each others asses.

Woah, they're totally turtlenecking right now!

by mrbadboi420 October 10, 2019

Turtlenecking

When a penis goes down inside itself or gets real small.

You’re penis is turtlenecking so much, I can’t grab ahold of it.

by Noname218 October 27, 2020