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"Gyro is Straigh"
Ohhhhhhh gyro is gay ok thanks!
Straigh by William papenfuss December 21, 2021

Straigh-sted 

(pronounced "stray-sted") When normally homosexual people get intoxicated to the point that they accidentally participate in sexual activity with the opposite sex.
Ellen: "Dammit, I was so drunk last night that I accidentally touched a penis."

Guin: "God, ew, Ellen. Way to switch teams on us!"

Ellen: "I was straigh-sted!!"
Straigh-sted by SSkim December 9, 2008

Straigh-Mo 

A heterosexual with the stereotypical tastes or affectations of a homosexual
I was sure that he was gay because of his love of Judy, Liza and Barbra, but it turns out he's just a straigh-mo.
Straigh-Mo by MarciaPartridge October 22, 2009

Super straigh 

A person with breeding kink, but also someone who is so deeply stuck in the closet that they have to prove their straghtness to themselves
"Kyle identifies as a super straight, but would probably fuck a trans dude, only because one was born with vagina."

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

copenhagen straight 

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.
Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014