plook 

To engage in nonorthogenital forms of sexual penetration lending themselves to consecutive reciprocity between partners.

JOE:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before
SY BORG:
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.
JOE:
Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me....
Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage

plook by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004

Plook 

The equivalent to "fuck" as dubbed by Frank Zappa.

"These executives have plooked the fuck out of me."
From the song "Outside Now." on the album "Joe's Garage."

Plook by Joe Harris April 8, 2007

plook 

Scots for spot/zit

Lookit the size ae that plook

plook by Violator January 20, 2005

plook 

calling a canadian a "plook" is like calling a black person a "nigger"

"fuckin plook!"

plook by mike May 6, 2004

plook 

the racist word for a canadian

"you stupid Canadian plook!"

plook by Justin May 6, 2004

plook 

verb: to exploit, capitalize upon. To leech as in a parasitic (as opposed to symbiotic) relationship.

Frank Zappa Joes' Garage, Acts II-III "Outside Now"

"JOE:
These executives have plooked the fuck out of me
And there's still a long time to go before I've
Paid my debt to society
And all I ever really wanted to do was
Play the guitar 'n bend the string like
Reent- toont- teent- toont- teenooneenoonee"

plook by Paul Bramscher November 17, 2006

Plook 

AKA plouk. A spot, whitehead, zit, pustule, comodone.

I squeezed a load of pus from a great big plook on the tip of his nose.

Plook by Dark Anaemic I October 9, 2013