mossu

Is the most adorable siamese cat in the world. He's always up to something, be it good or bad and he also really likes to meow loudly when everyone is sleeping.

Rass: Who's cat is that?
Me: Oh, that's my cat Mossu, he's the best.

by Raix October 25, 2020

mosquito

a mosquito is a person who is a fuckin pest who wont leave you the fuck alone because they have no mates. The mosquito will try to chime into your group conversations and will start to cling onto one person and annoying the fuck out of them. There are two types of mosquito's (the lieutenant) which is the king of mosquitoes who will bite onto you and will never fuck off and thinks he a mates and there are regular mosquitos who are just a bad. There is only a 10% chance of you getting out of a conversation with these pests some tips to getting out are: just fucking of and run for your dear life or just fucking end yourself cause you have no chance of getting out.

hey did you just spray mortein

fuck im so itchy

i got bitten HELP!!!!!!!!

there are so many mosquito here i keep on getting bitten

by smailliw nehs September 27, 2019

moss check

When you're tryna check the state of moss of the group of yutes, you hit them with a moss check quicktimes

Emad: wagwan bredren, moss check?
Balu: i'm hittin a fat ass moss rn top left

Emad: say swear fam

by AnakaTamilCundiVerapum November 12, 2019

Moss Muncher

One who plants his or her face directly into a well forested nest of pubic hair and proceeds to munch.

The two sexual deviants couldn't decide who was going to be the Moss Muncher or the receiver .

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

chase moss

a verb or adjective involving being relaxed, lax, and chilled-out. Can be abbreviated to simply "moss"

Example 1:

Person 1: OMFG, I GOTTA CHECK MYSPACE
Dude 1: Hey man, chase moss for a second, won't ya?

Example 2:

Person 1 (on the phone): Sup, what are you doing?
Dude 1: Oh nothin' really man, just listening to some O.A.R., downin' some brewskies.
Person 1: Damn! You are so (chase) moss

by Reynold Dawn July 6, 2008

moss check

Often confused with vibe check, moss check is used to spontaneously check to see if the mandem in the room or vicinity are mossin.

Person 1: Moss Check?
Person 2: We mossin'

by A Refrigerator October 24, 2019

Mosquita muerta

A person who pretends to be innocent, dainty, and weak (hence a dead fly), but they are actually evil backstabbers. Essentially a spanish version of a "snake in the grass." They are extremely manipulative and will have everyone fooled by their game except for the smart ones. They will usually try to make the ones who don't fall for their game look like bad people while they play the victim.

Laura had this guy so whipped. She acted like the perfect girlfriend, but behind his back she was a ho and a manipulative bitch. Laura es una mosquita muerta.

by blazinwolf September 28, 2010