Poget 

A poget is the floor, but only when you are actively moving on it. When sitting on poget, poget becomes floor.

new word by jessica mann and sadie anderson

person 1: bruh the poget is mad wet rn

person2: ok don’t walk on it then
*sits on poget*
*poget becomes floor*
person: i hate sittin on wet ass floors.

Poget by idekmfml September 12, 2020

poetter 

To consistently and deliberately keep trying to break something that does not need fixing. In addition, the new "fix" _must not_ aim to provide any compatibility with what it was supposed to "fix", e.g. everything else should be rebuilt from scratch to accommodate said "fix".

1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)

2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)

Stop poettering on a Friday!
Who poetterred that server?

poetter by pideins October 1, 2019

Poet-Prophet 

Poet-Prophet; Meaning someone with a creative ability to think and write words with new meanings, that will be used in present times today and for the many future years waiting to begin to exist.

Person: He is a great Poet-Prophet who is living among us today.

BY : 𝙳𝚈𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚈𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚒 ✞ 🄳.🅈

Poet-Prophet by MillYentei DYSlick December 8, 2020

pogget 

Fancy way of saying Poggers

Bob: I stole this tea from the Queen of England
Jim: That's quite pogget, bob.

pogget by ur favorite bisexual December 29, 2020

The Poet 

Code name for a mole or undercover government informat.

The bust was successful thanks impart to "The Poet" working undercover and providing information.

The Poet by Brian Knowles July 21, 2011

she-poet 

A sub-genre of a predominantly male "Instapoets" demographic on Instagram that focus on the topic of womanly lust and desires, mostly from the perspective and interpretation of the male narrative figure. Not to be confused with misogynists, the she-poet yearns to obtain a metaphysical connection between a current and/or past love interest through a narrow-minded view of life or literary prowess. Usually implements trite similes and metaphors including, but not limited to: whiskey, galaxies, chaos, love, light, oceans, scars, kisses, etc. A typical "she-poem" is equivalent to one short stanza.

"Whoa, this she-poet has 500k followers! He must be amazing and get all the women."
"She-poets are a mockery to all that is literary and artistic. You fucking don't wanna be one."

she-poet by Poetryprincess1985 March 17, 2017

Pussy Poet 

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.

Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.

Pussy Poet by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016