Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

dickstracted 

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

dickstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

dickstracted 

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting

"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"

dickstracted by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010

Dickstracted 

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)

Zack dickstracted me every day last week.

Dickstracted by Tradicktion April 2, 2016

dickstracted 

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.

At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.

dickstracted by Carlbud September 1, 2013

dickstracted 

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.

Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.

dickstracted by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016

Dickstracted 

Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about

I been sleeping with this guy, an he is all i thinking about! He has me so dickstracted.

Dickstracted by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020