Tealed 

Literally the best minecraft diamond on HCF. This guy is the best and his wallet is stuffed with gold and rubies. He is unswattable but D0dj0 is.....

Hey Tealed, heard you are the best wanna play?
My name is Tealed and I can buy your whole family off the black market.

Tealed by Moonsworth LLC August 22, 2020

Mike Tealed 

A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.

Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again

Mike Tealed by Gramatron March 21, 2022

B-Teamed 

(verb) An instance in which an individual or group cancels a social engagement, abstains from, or drinks conservatively as a result of having been out the night before with a more preferable person or persons.

The individual expends most of his or her energy on the A-team, while leaving the rest for the B-Team.

"John is low-key tonight, because he partied last night with his new friends. We totally got B-teamed."

B-Teamed by The Black Rhinoceros May 3, 2010

Teale 

used to define a beautiful girl.

If your name is Teale, then your most likely a gorgeous, smart, funny person whose always fun to be around. Your also a loving, caring, and considerate person. Your very creative, artistic, and mean the world to those who love you.

You are shy, but once people get to know you, they are immediately caught in your beautiful personality. Your fuckin' amazing!

"Look at her. She's fuckin' amazing!"
"Yeah, I know! That's Teale."

Teale by Teale's beautiful <3 January 16, 2012

Teledump 

Traveling to a different floor than you work on in an office building to take a dump.

Also accepted: Teledumper, Teledumping

That teledumper just plowed out a log in our bathroom and then took off up the stairs.

Courtney caught a teledumper getting on the elevator.

Teledump by floor_hopping June 29, 2010

teamed 

The enjoyable experience of receiving hand or oral sexual satisfaction during active participation of an online meeting.

Did you see Carly’s face halfway in during Monday morning’s meeting?
Yeah, I reckon she was getting well teamed under her desk!

teamed by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

Teledrinking 

The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.

Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."

Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."

Teledrinking by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010