progress 

Progress isn't removing anything that offends a group, such as Confederate flags or statues. Progress is when their presence, or the presence of a statue or flag of an otherwise opposing group (such as Martin Luther King) no longer trigger violence. Until then, no progress has been made, people are only pretending their hatred disappeared by erasing their past or covering it up, pretending that it doesn't exist along with any and all negative feelings (rather than expressing them fully).

Never trust someone that pretends they have no negative feelings, or that erasing all external signs of them is progress, since these are the biggest cynics you will ever meet. Not everybody has to pretend to be an optimist all the time about everything, since there is reason not to be sometimes.

progress by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021

Progress 

What we humans claim we are making as we consume non-renewable resources and generally make each other miserable.

Bill - "I heard 14 men died during the construction of the Empire State Building."
Tom - "A small price to pay for progress!"

Progress by urdanbictionary February 20, 2009

Progress 

Slowing down the rate at which one is falling behind.

Boss, I'm making progress on your project. I should have last week's deliverable to you by next month.

Progress by PeteyTheHoser June 12, 2009

progress 

A process that miraculously produces a product that appears well done to a fractional minority of people.

"Microsoft really made progress with Office 2007!"

progress by mnm3808 August 4, 2009

Progress 

means to make progress sexually with a girl or boy (usually a girl). for example, talkin is the very first step of progress, then hugging then holding hands then kissing etc.

Matt!!!! Progress!!!! Hows Anna????

Progress by Tim Sumner November 6, 2005

progress 

(n.) The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.

"I CAN'T FIND THE 'ANY' KEY ON MY F@$#ING KEYBOARD! FIX IT!!" (Screaming cowboy)
"Honey, I found that diskette with important contracts on it. Left it on the fridge's door with a magnet on it."
"J00 1Z G01N D0WN N00B!!!!!11"

All the above were examples of this kind of progress.

progress by Pax967 February 9, 2008

Progress 

Monte Vista High School Marching Band 2021

“Progress!” - Drum Minor

Progress by bread&blackattack November 6, 2021