purple bananas 

Inner school word for purple haze (weed)

Ask the caftiria lady 4 purple bananas.

purple bananas by vitico el fatass December 28, 2004

purple bananas 

(noun) A verbalization used at the end of video meetings to fill the dead air between the goodbyes and fumbling around to click the end-meeting button.

Bro1 Yo, that meeting was lame. I could barely stay awake.
Bro2 Yeah I was LOLing when Winthrop ended the board meeting by saying purple bananas.

Bro1 For sure, that was the best part. Who knew Winny was so gangsta!
Bro2 Nah. I think he just couldn't find where to click to end the meeting!

purple bananas by TheBigSikh May 5, 2020

Fried Purple Banana 

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while the guy's dick is covered in grape jelly. She can also put topping on it if she wants to like nuts, mini chocolate chips, or even cut up fruit!

Melissa was sucking Nick's fried purple banana. Nick was in so much pleasure that he cummed all over Melissa's face.

Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.

A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.

Fried Purple Banana by THENINJA!!!! WHo knows people! November 25, 2010

purple banana 

To Randomly jump on your Friend and Rapidly jab in his/her stomach.

Dude He Purple Banana-ed me while I using the bathroom, Not Cool!

purple banana by Shane Strack August 23, 2007

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008