Goopta

A male with a ginormous, monstrous, sword of a cock. The best Fortnite Player on Leapfrog.
👉👈

Alfonso: “Damn Isaac lemme suck your goopta”
Isaac: 😎

by Goopta March 17, 2020

Goopta

Jayden O

On goopta I didn’t fuck your mom

by Connor Johnson February 8, 2022

Goopta

This term refers to “master”. As In the best at something.

“GOOD KILL JAYDEN, that was such a goopta play.”

“You died DJ? So not Goopta…”

by Gooopta February 8, 2022

Goontang

A goofy or odd looking female

Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.

by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Aroup Goupta

the act of dive bombing off a diving board and absolutely leaf blowing the water while grabbing the next person’s genitals. This action can only been done mid can opener or swan dive, if not, you are gay. Once you have completed the mission, you must proceed to bang a clock on its hour hand until it strikes five on the minute hand.

Yusaff: “ Yo, where was Dillon today?”
Jacoby: “ He said he was too tired to come, apparently he absolutely Aroup Gouptaed Jasmine at church.”

by plent January 21, 2020

gloptamu

it’s another word for bitch but it means it in a friendly way.

Emma: Hey bestie!
Alexa: Hey Gloptamu!

by gloptamu123 January 2, 2021