illjuan 

Someone who has his/her shit together. Able to Slap the president and get congradulatd for it.The perfect example of being in control and Sucess.

Student:I hate you mr.teacher i don't need you,I can become a miliionare with out your help.
Teacher:Pissss Please you cant illjuan your way threw life u aint built like that.

illjuan by illjuan October 14, 2005

illoJuan 

Illojuan is a famous streamer who streams games that came out in the Pleistocene and just chatting that last an average of twelve hours. He is often confused with a youtuber named LMDshow, with whom he bears a strong resemblance. His best friend is a pear named Guille and his couple is another streamer named Knekro.

"English speakers, the skin, is okay. You watch this two hours, you get the skin. And dont tell me when I dont stream, 'stream'. You are not my father, understand? I mean, I stream when I can and when I want. I have the freedom to stream when I want. Dont come to twitter to say: 'Ah, illojuan, stream' Wtf man? Do I tell you when to go to work? No man, so don't tell me, when I have to work, you understand?" - Juan Alberto García

illoJuan by Groochy January 11, 2023

illyuana 

A girl with the fattest most juiciest ass in the whole place; Huge dump truck; Massive Wagon

“Look at Illyuana: that thang is thangin”

illyuana by cyberchatter456 November 22, 2021