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Someone who has his/her shit together. Able to Slap the president and get congradulatd for it.The perfect example of being in control and Sucess.
Student:I hate you mr.teacher i don't need you,I can become a miliionare with out your help.
Teacher:Pissss Please you cant illjuan your way threw life u aint built like that.
illjuan by illjuan October 14, 2005
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illoJuan 

Illojuan is a famous streamer who streams games that came out in the Pleistocene and just chatting that last an average of twelve hours. He is often confused with a youtuber named LMDshow, with whom he bears a strong resemblance. His best friend is a pear named Guille and his couple is another streamer named Knekro.
"English speakers, the skin, is okay. You watch this two hours, you get the skin. And dont tell me when I dont stream, 'stream'. You are not my father, understand? I mean, I stream when I can and when I want. I have the freedom to stream when I want. Dont come to twitter to say: 'Ah, illojuan, stream' Wtf man? Do I tell you when to go to work? No man, so don't tell me, when I have to work, you understand?" - Juan Alberto García
illoJuan by Groochy January 11, 2023
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illyuana 

A girl with the fattest most juiciest ass in the whole place; Huge dump truck; Massive Wagon
Look at Illyuana: that thang is thangin
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
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A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026