Boneree
When a boy sees something sexy and makes there dick (urs is tiny) gets hard and wants to fucking fuck whatever it is
Boneree by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
boneree
A male with a boner.
Guy 1: ...And more than ONE boner in a single room = queer.
Guy 2: What if it's a room full of teenage boys going through puberty, and, in a highly improbably situation, all get boners because of their raging hormones? Is it gay then?
Guy 3: No. Boners in the presence of other males is neutral, neither gay or straight, if the boneree is under 16.
Guy 2: What if it's a room full of teenage boys going through puberty, and, in a highly improbably situation, all get boners because of their raging hormones? Is it gay then?
Guy 3: No. Boners in the presence of other males is neutral, neither gay or straight, if the boneree is under 16.
Related Words
boneree • bonerfest • bonerection • Bonerkebab • Boeree Bog • bonerceutical • bonerectus • Bonered • bonered up • Bonereffic
bonerectus
An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
bonerectus by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
bonerexic
bonerexic by daweedmane October 26, 2009
bonered up
(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.
Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.
bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005
bonerhead
bonerhead by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008
hot and bonered
gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."
hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010