lockage

The locks, keys and paraphernalia associated with the security of an entranceway.

The lockage of the art room is very important because of the risk of theft or vandalism.

lockage by James Hison (ret.) September 1, 2008

Lockage

The act of 'Lockage' is the new term for a Chinese person who intentionally seeks to infects other humans with the Coronavirus.

He's a lockage, and needs to be arrested

Lockage by lockage February 3, 2020

Lickage 

A lighthearted jovial pursuit of random acts of kindness involving the usage of tongues.

Dude, get a picture of that lickage to post at www.lickage.com

Lickage by Lickage.com April 6, 2010

Lockades 

A ROBLOX Youtuber that uploads content from the most popular ROBLOX baseball game, HCBB 9v9.

"Oh, Lockades hit another homerun."

Lockades by j2anonymous March 10, 2022

spillage is lickage 

A phrase most commonly used by students, spillage is lickage quite literally means what it says; if you spill something, you have to lick it up. This often refers to a spilled alocholic beverage, but if you also have the misfortune of spilling your meal over the kitchen floor, or spilling your wee sample, you better get licking.

-"Oh my God, I just spilt my drink everywhere"
-"spillage is lickage"

-"I just spilt my drink on her crotch"
-"Tactical spillage!"

spillage is lickage by Bottom Face February 28, 2011

/b/lockade 

A process in which anons from /b/ raid the online chatroom Habbo Hotel by blocking various sections of rooms. This practice originated during the "pool's closed" incident, in which anons dressed as black men with suits and afros blocked the entrance to a pool while saying that it was "closed due to AIDS". When the habbo mods arrived, the anons simply called /b/lackup. Also called a /b/lackade, it has been known to have saved the lives of many habbos, from AIDS and stingray related deaths. Swastigets are also performed during /b/lockades.

Habbo: "Stop blocking the pool!"
Anon1: "The pool's closed due to AIDS, we must form a /b/lockade."
Mod: "MOVE OR YOU'RE BANNED!!"
Anon2: "I'm calling for /b/lackup!"
Anon1: "DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU"
Anon3: "These mods suck lol"

/b/lockade by callfor/b/lackup July 28, 2010

lackage 

it is a combination of "lack of" and "shortage" which has a complaining and/or joking tone.

eg. there is a serious lackage of food here..

eg. what is with the lackage of hot guys here??

lackage by jennypennyhadahat July 5, 2008