colonary 

Food that, when consumed, results in a complete colon cleansing.

Taco Bell is a colonary hot spot.

colonary by CCash April 28, 2006

colonary 

n. Bowel attack

Tim had a massive colonary after eating the habanero salsa at Taco Casa.

colonary by mikerosier August 25, 2008

Colonary 

Usually caused by a sudden shock or surprise!
Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.

Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,

You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.

Ex:

Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...

Colonary by C U Next Tuesday in Hell! January 4, 2020

coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

coronary trombosis by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

coronarycopia 

A large amount of fattening food.

Al had his two favourite food groups, greasy and salty, arranged together. A veritable coronarycopia.

coronarycopia by marsneedstowels July 28, 2009

coronary neutral

Like carbon neutral, but used when referring to the health value of a meal.

"I had a coronary neutral lunch today. I couldn't resist the pig fat basted steak with triple cheese on the menu, so I offset it with an extra bowl of salad."

coronary neutral by Licka January 10, 2008

massive coronary 

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.

massive coronary by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008