Barefanny: Meaning a fanny with no pubic hair to been seen
Or
Bearfanny: Meaning to possess a fanny that belongs to a bear
This stroke of genious was thought up by Tim in room 14 in his English class, whilst trying to get the attention of his fellow pupil Bethany- the name has stuck ever since and will follow her to her grave.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)