cooked crack
cooked crack by kimbo_slice July 6, 2007
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Back like cooked crack by Shenanigans February 11, 2005
fur choked crack
An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.
Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”
Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”
Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”
fur choked crack by D Biggums June 10, 2022
Crooked Crack
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
Crooked Crack by steammustachio May 31, 2020
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.