Thurston 

ginger. Speed increased X5 when he removes his shoes. Has mastered the "shoelace technique" which has caused him to get laid countless times. Was born a web and contaminated people around him with anime. Flat out will not hesitate to kill George if he thinks about Holly.

Person 1: who's that?

Person 2: that's Thurston

Person 1: why the fuck is he barefoot?

Person 2: speed

Thurston by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019

Thurston 

A person who is sensational at most things they do. Also a term to describe someone who has a ton of close friends (of opposite sex) but remains single.

Hey Jenny, who is that guy dating?
No one.
But how come he is always with so many girls? Is he gay?
No, he's a thurston.

Thurston by soccer.kid November 7, 2011

Thurston 

A kid that was born with knowledge of chemistry. He writes down answers at lightning speed before it is even taught.

Yo Thurston, lemme copy!

Thurston by desert fox July 15, 2008

Thurston 

A term for an STD that could of come from one of 1,100 people in a dorm at GWU.

I went to the doctor last week and found out I had a Thurston...wish I only had herpes.

Thurston by Adam Beck September 4, 2006

Thurston 

a guy who is sensational at basketball

joe - dude that guy is such a thurston
randy - fer sure

Thurston by BBaller2010 April 13, 2010

Thurston 

A ugly ass thot whore

jessica is a thurston.

Thurston by Heckyes12347216 June 7, 2018

Thurston 

A father of usually 3. A woman beater. A cheater and liar. Do not trust a Thurston. He will ruin your life.

He hit her, that's why they call him Thurston.

Thurston by SchlongKing1992 May 28, 2020