Ass Lamp 

When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it

Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately

Ass Lamp by Jobisha September 13, 2019

The Butt-Ass Lamp

A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.

Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?
Bob: In an alley 2 feet from your mother's ankles!

The Butt-Ass Lamp by SouthernAveBand June 24, 2005

Lamp ass 

A person male or female, with zero common sense!!

Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!

God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!

Lamp ass by Cowboy713 March 22, 2023

asslamp 

A person that is a smart jerk.

Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"

asslamp by Nolat January 5, 2004

asslamp 

when someone is just being plain shit

"dont be such an asslamp m8"

asslamp by J of all trades May 25, 2016

Asslamp 

(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.

"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."

Asslamp by BigNig May 7, 2005

asslamp 

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

asslamp by penguin October 27, 2002