n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.
The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
When having anal intercourse from the rear you get a basketball sized stain on your stomach from a girls shitty ass slapping. Usually happens accidentally during violent fast pumping.
I nailed her so hard in her ass I had a crapsketball left on me.
Bill you should have seen the crapsketball Jen left on me last night.
An expression usually used by mothers who have to watch their P&Q's around the kids. The art of sanitizing phrases that come from drunken sailors coming home from leave.
I have to run around all day and deal with so much stuff at the house "for crap sake".
I wish you would smile more what do I have to do make that happen "for crap sake".
Would you just kiss me "for crap sake" I just drank 3 apple martini's.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.