chug monkey
a woman who is always so drunk and stupid one would think she literally has the brainpan of a primate.
chug monkey by less indifference April 22, 2006
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Monkey Chug
To hang upside down on a clothes line pole whilst consuming copious amounts of beer from a barrel via a tapper hose. Closely related to the keg stand.
My roommate is insane, he just did an 80-second monkey chug!!
I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.
I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.
Monkey Chug by Milwaukee'd September 22, 2009
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Dude 1: "Dude, why you hanging there with a beer in you hand?"
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."
monkey chug by Lench Mob December 14, 2006
J-Money Chug
When a young caucasian/jew man wakes up irritated on a couch only to find a full beer in front of him and a few friends. He looks at his fellow peers who woke him up out of his much needed sleep and grabs the beer and starts to "deep throat" jug it. The jugging usually lasts 8-10 seconds as his friends watch in awe, the young jew then slams down the beer, where shockingly and sadly only 1/8th of the beer is finshed. Its pretty humiliating. J-Money Chug is nothing to boast about.
their really is no example because the J-Money Chug is extremely rare, usually it works out the same way as described above. You shouldn't really be proud of this.
J-Money Chug by quetenemos April 22, 2007
Chufmonkey
Examples:
1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.
2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.
1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.
2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.
Chufmonkey by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.