bed

A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.

I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!

by MatsumotoMania December 5, 2013

bed

my favourite place

mum: get out of bed
me: no

by wins May 3, 2011

bed

A word that looks like what it is.

yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.

by insideout hamster December 30, 2009

bed

a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)

by flash August 1, 2004

Bed

A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.

I fucked her all night in bed!

by Your Ass September 14, 2003

bed

The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.

I love going to bed and sleeping.

by Chickenwing21 October 4, 2006

Bed

A soft box with springs and comfy padding used to rest and have sex on.

Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!

by SlopNChop February 8, 2017